Saturday, September 26, 2009

Everyday Filler #8: FaceBook Is Down and This Guy Is An Idiot

FaceBook is down, I’m in a dilemma, I got a story none of you guys will care to hear, and you don’t exist to me.

Yeah, for some reason Facebook is down, which is a very big in convenience since I need to satisfy a poker problem and checkout stuff about people I don’t regularly care about. Basically why I can’t go on is that damn message saying that the site is going under maintenance. Maintenance my ass. I had a friends sign in as himself and he was able to get on no problem. This is a big fucking disappointment because I’m an indirect stalker I stalk my friends like I’m waiting for them to go into a dark alley… I’m kidding by the way, it’s kind of inconvenient in a way that I can’t do my thing on an hourly basis.

To continue with this blog filler is a story, it’s a story of a boy who tends to be an idiot, with idiot being an understatement. This is the basic comedy where a kid at a new school is basically a loser kid at a new school his friends convinced him to go to and he falls in love with a girl who ultimately has a boyfriend. To tell you the truth this not a really funny just entertaining to the abrasive people like myself who get a kick out of hearing this story again and again. So basically our main character, we will call him MD, likes a girl with a crazy ass boyfriend, basically her kind of crazy. Note to you guys that this guy has been shot down by every girl he has tried to get with, and they weren’t that pretty, me being the abrasive bastard I am, I would say the women he went for are 2s on a scale of 10. So now this how the girl finds out MD like her. What happened was that someone went up to her boyfriend and told him that he liked her girlfriend, being how every boyfriend is, he literally yelled in the class (according to my sources that) he will kill MD. Speaking of sources a lot of them knew him and they even saw the contemplated murder weapon to be, it was knife by the way. So how it ended as I first heard was that the boyfriend calm down but he never wanted to see the dude’s face again. How it was told to me this year was that MD told the police that the man has made a death threat against him. Since nothing was substantial the boy friend was let off with an extreme warning followed by a “restraining order”. So the girl called MD and basically he cried like a little bitch, literally I don’t why he cried but she wasn’t his.

So in all sakes, don’t try to steal a girl from another dude especially if he is your bro, I mean what are going to do when the dude finds out. Also stealing is wrong because in the end it’s going to bite you in the ass.

Lastly there is nothing to more to fill in so in the end always remember this because every guy knows of this already.

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